the top english name of the year

i've kept on trying to share this for going on 2 weeks now, and i forget everytime...perhaps there's a higher power behind it. without further ado, the top name of the entire year for all of my 500 or so students:


God.


i'm reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllly nice to him.

top 3 names today

3. Robin Hood
2. Beastman (is that one or two words?)
1. Zorro

top seven english names of students

7. Smart
6. Pall
5. Alan
4. Moonshine
3. Toyota
2. Cabbage
1. Circus